Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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