She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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