Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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