Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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