Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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