Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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