Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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