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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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