Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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