Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
tell me about the fingering
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