so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
