I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
FUCK WHALES
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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