I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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