I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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