on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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