2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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