Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you would pick up someone in the library
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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