I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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