it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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