There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
This house was built for laser tag.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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