and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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