SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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