i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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