Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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