I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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