do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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