we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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