god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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