where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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