My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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