Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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