Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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