You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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