Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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