The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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