Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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