Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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