Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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