Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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