he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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