you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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