She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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