i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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