I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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