I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She bit a glass in half.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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