I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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