Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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