Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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