doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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