i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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