i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
