I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
we're so committed to being not committed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
