she looked like the bat from fern gully.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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