operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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